How To Lose All of Your Boyfriend's Trust

Find someone who is already skeptical and uneasy about being in a relationship. He already doesn't trust you a whole lot, but is willing to try. Two days after the relationship is "official," go out with your girl friends, have a few too many drinks, and cheat on him. All while he is back home and in bed with strep throat. For the next two months, he will have a feeling he's been cheated on but no specific reason why. All this time he will still be trying to trust you, but still scared you will hurt him. No matter what he says, deny it. Promise him you never did, and never would cheat on him. For a while he is still going to feel uneasy, but try as hard as he can to believe you because you promised. Tell him you love him everyday, but be sure to never admit what happened two months ago. While he was back home, and in bed with strep throat. Eventually, his feelings of betrayal are going to get stronger and he will trick you into telling him. He will demand over and over that you tell him what happened. Keep denying. Soon you will feel sick to your stomach for lying so much and the truth will come out. Congratulations, you now just lost any trust your boyfriend did have.